Aimee and I have had the pleasure of being nannies for the last ten days. The parents of two kids we babysat years ago, went on a cruise and left us to take care of the now, grown up, kids. One fifteen year old and a twelve year old. It has been a blast and a wonderful learning experience. The kids are great. They are still the same fun living kids I knew back when they were three and just a new born.
We have watched a lot of movies, drank a lot of peppermint hot chocolate and shared a lot of laughs.
I have now been a full time cook, maid and taxi. We hosted a boy- girl party for nine, twelve year olds and bought Halo 4. My little sweetie pie, cuddle buddy and I know all the words to every song on the first album from One Direction. We have nicknames for each other. She is Crack Head. He is Fat Bly and then Aimee is Healthy Girl. I am, well lets just say, I am the "Cool one." I also have a new friend. He is fifteen as well. He loves One Direction and can play the piano by ear. He makes the music and I write the lyrics. Weird little team. Don't worry about it. Also, besides dancing in the kitchen to Radioactive by Imagine Dragons, I have shared my music library with the kiddos. They are better off knowing good hip hop. I am going to miss them. I am glad we had the chance to be with them and I am glad that I didn't burn the house down. The End.
Sunday, November 11, 2012
Wednesday, November 7, 2012
Jennie Is A Hipster
The boss man bought an essential oil diffuser....... I wanna kill myself. Jennie and I are suffering from emotional stress and abuse. This oil makes us panicky. Also, we are both peeing every ten minutes.
Heidi made a belt out of rubber bands. She will now be called MC Hammer. I am still being called Kelly Kapowski. Still being a nanny for a fifteen and twelve year old. They are good kids. They are also normal kids that like to trick people, that aren't their parents, into letting them do things they shouldn't. I am not falling for it. Both kids went to school today and they will enjoy it! That is what my text said.
I bought new boots online yesterday. i didn't need them......so that is why I bought them.
The ring I bought two months ago, still isn't here. I hate people.
If it does come, I will be the proud owner of a sterling silver ring that says, " Miss Kris."
That is what my mom called me. Something special. Also, Hollie gave me information for a grief support group. Her kids go and talk to other kids that have lost a parent. I think I will go. Now I need someone to go with me. Jennie said she won't. Brat. Kidding. I will just go alone and cry and be the weirdo that can't talk because snot is running down on my lips.
This essential oil spilled on my desk, like two hours ago. I just realized that I have a rash on my arm and it itches like a mother. I am going to tell the boss man that I am going to the doctors, and can't work anymore.
Seven minutes until lunch time. I am not counting.
I have to pee again. Surprise.
I watched Home Alone and Dunston Checks In, om Sunday. I think I will watch Home Alone again. It's my favorite. Literally. I have never watched another movie, as much as I have watched this one. I also like to play Home Alone trivia games and pride myself on getting 100% every time. Go me!
Taylor Swift's new CD, is pretty good. I like every song. Especially "The Last Time."
It is my life.
Alright, I am going to lunch. Suck One.
Heidi made a belt out of rubber bands. She will now be called MC Hammer. I am still being called Kelly Kapowski. Still being a nanny for a fifteen and twelve year old. They are good kids. They are also normal kids that like to trick people, that aren't their parents, into letting them do things they shouldn't. I am not falling for it. Both kids went to school today and they will enjoy it! That is what my text said.
I bought new boots online yesterday. i didn't need them......so that is why I bought them.
The ring I bought two months ago, still isn't here. I hate people.
If it does come, I will be the proud owner of a sterling silver ring that says, " Miss Kris."
That is what my mom called me. Something special. Also, Hollie gave me information for a grief support group. Her kids go and talk to other kids that have lost a parent. I think I will go. Now I need someone to go with me. Jennie said she won't. Brat. Kidding. I will just go alone and cry and be the weirdo that can't talk because snot is running down on my lips.
This essential oil spilled on my desk, like two hours ago. I just realized that I have a rash on my arm and it itches like a mother. I am going to tell the boss man that I am going to the doctors, and can't work anymore.
Seven minutes until lunch time. I am not counting.
I have to pee again. Surprise.
I watched Home Alone and Dunston Checks In, om Sunday. I think I will watch Home Alone again. It's my favorite. Literally. I have never watched another movie, as much as I have watched this one. I also like to play Home Alone trivia games and pride myself on getting 100% every time. Go me!
Taylor Swift's new CD, is pretty good. I like every song. Especially "The Last Time."
It is my life.
Alright, I am going to lunch. Suck One.
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