Alright ladies and gents. It has been two years since I have written anything on this blog of mine. For two reasons: I didn't give a shiz and I am lazy. But not anymore. I have a lot to say and this is where I am doing it. Blogging that is.
Current relationship status: Single as always.
Job: Still at the dental office and running the place. My pay does not reflect that statement. I like to think I do charity work everyday. Also, working the receptionist desk at OGIO International on Fridays. I likes it.
Where I sleep: Moved to an apartment. Where exactly? Duh! These are the interwebs. I am not stupid. Plus I have Facebook and Twitter. My personal info is already probably out there. But feel free to follow me- @kristeebills
Speaking of my apartment, I have a lot to say. New people moved in above me. At all hours of the day, they are playing football. This morning there was a bad fumble in the southeast corner. Immediately following, I hear a roar, what I imagine to be because a touchdown was scored. Congrats team children. I named them that because one they do most of the running and two the adult was upset. it must be half time now, because the field is quiet and I am bored.
Remember how I have a gluten allergy? Well my buds on the world wide web say that with a wheat allergy, comes another food allergy. I decided mine was to milk. I had obscene amounts of energy last night/this morning, and I drank a big plastic cup of chocolate milk. And them my intestines went cray cray. One more thing to add to the list.
Oooo oooo! August 1st today and that means the start of #photoadayaug.
I already uploaded my "outside" picture to instagram. (it is private, but go ahead and request the opportunity to see my junk. I mean pictures.)
I hope you all look forward to some awesome pictures this month. I have a lot of ideas. Tomorrow is "one" and my first thought was Justin Beiber and his song one less lonely girl. Smart I know. But then It reminded me that I am actually still alone and I don't really like that song. So that idea was flushed. Plus, I would never say what I am going to do before I do it. Too many haters.
Netflix has The X Files. I started watching. Now I have a love/hate relationship with the extraterrestrials. I can't stop watching, but I know that if I dust for prints on my air vents, we will have a match. I do however find comfort while sleeping, because my Lil Wayne cut out watches over me. (and the Katy Perry poster)
I need to get ready now. I shall leave you hanging, waiting for my next update that will make your life seem dull. Until then,
Dub out.
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